(:

I’m not horny.

mrjamesdeen:

April fools

natured:

I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope God made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.

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schticky-friend:

dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

girls are so hot

guys are hot too oh man

why is everyone so hot

global warming

Bahahahahha

(Source: caleb-denecour, via pr0crastinate-and-masturbate)

swanepeols:

coldcoffeh:

when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds

shine bright like a white kid

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fwips:

oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face

YES

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pr0crastinate-and-masturbate:

tumblr actually pisses me off so much. like it’s just a fucking dumb website which i sit on for hours and do nothing but reblog stupid photos and text posts but i love it so much and that’s why i hate it

fetusich:

my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes

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